A BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO UNCLE ERIC.
21 years of OLD age already leh. grow up please! i beg you!

birthday neos! click on them if you cant see properly. i apologise for the lousy scanning. BLAME STRIDER! hahahaha eric's birthday steamboat at bugis SUCKS biggest time. award winning RICE really tasted good. bright side, the people working there really had gorgeous hair. and strider's joke of the day.

'who is the son of Godzilla?'


'JESUSZILLA'


funny right! strider and jarrod always debate each other using chim chim words. and i'd just stand there laugh my head out from my asshole. eric leh, ummms he's just there. ahhh ya! like a decoration. pretty right. SO NOT. and searching high and low for a pathetic candle was tough lah. in the end, i pleaded the swensens aunty for ONE teeny ween ween candle. thanks, not. bitch. so stingy. strider then bought a cake. or not. (i've been using the word NOT like how many times already ah) k dont sidetrack thanks. strider bought A PIE. teeeny weens weeeens hersheys chocolate pie from burger king. just as we poke the candle in, ERIC WENT TO SHIT. 24hours MUST PICK THAT TIME TO SHIT IS IT. hahahaha in the end we made a fool out of ourselves by singing the birthday song! ENDED WITH A CHORD OKAY! i know. we're good. it was perfect.

shucks. i'm super distracted now. cant blog properly leh. after our victory in that birthday dota, jarrod and i walked home from there. an accomplishment to remember.

as for shion's recent heartbreak. live on girl. live on strong. all the smiling for the camera. and blasting into our ears. and all those things he didnt cherish you for. like seriously, up his place where the sun dont shine!


and once again, jiawei's depressed.
flashback into time.
back into time when jiawei was happy, overjoyed.
back, at one..

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